Christmas Cheer Promoter Pillows

Christmas dinner!

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Red for me, please.'

Cat on guitar

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

'computer says no.....el!'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

"Don't get me wrong. I love working at the North Pole, I just wish one damn store around here sold non-pointed shoes."

Little Jack Horner with Pets

Christmas Star

Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

Christmas Eva

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

Fallen Christmas Angel

'Really, Mr. Claus, you can't work one night a year then expect to qualify for unemployment benefits.'

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

"Do you have plenty of trip insurance?"