Christmas Cheer Pillows

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'Red for me, please.'

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Reindeer

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Cat on guitar

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

North Pole.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Noel Fever

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

About Santa 2017.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'The Christ Child'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

'computer says no.....el!'

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question.

Santa playing golf.

Christmas Eva

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

Christmas.

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

I've been 'HOLLIED'!