Christmas Cheer Pillows

'Red for me, please.'

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Reindeer

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

Cat on guitar

North Pole.

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Noel Fever

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

About Santa 2017.

Kringle: The Decca Years

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'The Christ Child'

'computer says no.....el!'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

Keep your answers short and in the form of a question.

Santa playing golf.

"Don't get me wrong. I love working at the North Pole, I just wish one damn store around here sold non-pointed shoes."

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

Christmas Star

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

Christmas.

Christmas Eva