Holiday Hosting Pillows

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Night of the Latkes

Fight or Flight

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'How very Cumbria.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Party time.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Christmas Pets

Paul goes home for the holidays

Panettone

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Ice Skater

Segregated Beach

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'