Holiday Hosting Prints

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Night of the Latkes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Fight or Flight

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Party time.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Christmas Pets

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Zoom Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'