Holiday Hairstylist Pillows

The Christmas Fashion Statement.

Christmas tree wig

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Baby Hairstyles.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Segregated Beach

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

New Hampshire Minute

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Beach snowman.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"Maybe this year..."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Snowman buying sun tan oil

Summer

A woman buries her broken heart

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

Poinsettia

Fake News, 50 cents.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."