Holiday Hairstylist Pillows

The Christmas Fashion Statement.

Christmas tree wig

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Baby Hairstyles.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Segregated Beach

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Beach snowman.'

New Hampshire Minute

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"Maybe this year..."

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Snowman buying sun tan oil

Poinsettia

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Fake News, 50 cents.

Rubber Ring

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."