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Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Doulton Canada Geese

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Maybe this year..."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Wallpaper Bouguet

Poinsettia

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

A woman buries her broken heart

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Trampoline Roller Paint

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Dying your hair red at home

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

Entering September

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"

The Christmas Fashion Statement.