Holiday Hair Lover Pillows

Hairy Christmas

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

O Christmas Tea

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Maybe this year..."

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

Counting Blessings

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Bon Voyage

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

Elf of the Month

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking