Hockey Rivalries Aficionado Gifts

Buffalo Sabres beating Ottawa just like Toronto always does.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Hockey Season.

The Leafs win the Cup!

The Hockey World

Tic-tac-toe

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"Just being proactive."

Zdeno Chara

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Kane and Abe L.

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'