Hockey Fan Gone Fishing Gifts

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A Bloody Butcher

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Been waiting long?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Fishing for Birds

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"