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'I second the motion that we stick to the plan of having no plan.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Glyndebourne

REPENT! Get back to nature

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

Life is just four letters...

Crusty Bread

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'He's still got his looks - good job I've got used to them.'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

How very Hampstead!

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

When Anteaters Get Lazy

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

"I like to think of myself as a free-range human being."

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

"Choices, choices- that's what the top of the food chain is all about."

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."