Hobo Lifestyle Appreciator Pillows

'I second the motion that we stick to the plan of having no plan.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Turtle Trailer Court

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Glyndebourne

REPENT! Get back to nature

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Crusty Bread

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

Life is just four letters...

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'He's still got his looks - good job I've got used to them.'

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

When Anteaters Get Lazy

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

Nudist Colony Halloween Parties

How very Hampstead!

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

"I like to think of myself as a free-range human being."

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

Another sleepy one town horse.

"Choices, choices- that's what the top of the food chain is all about."