Hobo Chic Admirer Pillows

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Four Horsemen.

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Gallery Guide

"Happy New Year!"

A grave with an array of beauty products

Lady having her hair dyed

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

Count Dracula's biggest pet peeve: waking up with "coffin head".

'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

The art of Eddy Cucumba: vampires

"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"

Drink Head.

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

'Committee For The Preservation Of Cads'

Consumer of Pears.

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Lady rider jumping over a style

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"Genuine shabby chic - popularly described in the 20th century as: 'knackered old tat!'"

'I second the motion that we stick to the plan of having no plan.'