Snob Chic Enthusiast Pillows

Gallery Guide

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Wearing all black

That suit of yours is pretty appalling.

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'The latest look is once again wearing your boyfriends old jumper'

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

"I know, same here. Angsting about the Zeitgeist like there is no tomorrow."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

Sloane Ranger.

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

"I can't walk in these shoes, which is a problem, because I can't sit down in this skirt."

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

"I love what you've done with your place."

Elitist Humour For the Upper Class...

Proud to be posh!

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."

"Hmmm ... interesting bouquet. What is this swill?"

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

"No haircut today, Peter. Just tousle me."

Too posh for Padstow!

"Genuine shabby chic - popularly described in the 20th century as: 'knackered old tat!'"