Hobo Chic Admirer Prints

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Amy Winehouse

Four Horsemen.

Rod Stewart

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Gallery Guide

"Happy New Year!"

Lady having her hair dyed

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

A grave with an array of beauty products

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

"Somewhere in France Balzac, the parrot, cries Yves Saint Laurent, Yves Saint Laurent, every time the doorbell rings."

Count Dracula's biggest pet peeve: waking up with "coffin head".

'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

Drink Head.

The art of Eddy Cucumba: vampires

'Committee For The Preservation Of Cads'

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"

Consumer of Pears.

Lady rider jumping over a style

"Genuine shabby chic - popularly described in the 20th century as: 'knackered old tat!'"

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

'I hope I look as good as he does when I get his age.'