Boho Chic Lover Pillows

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'I like a man in a suit.'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

Does my bank account look big in this?

A shepherd with crook.

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

Bride

Turkey wary of Christmas

Dressed to the fives.

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Recessionista Chic.

"I told my parents you're a lumberjack."

Horse riders

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."

A moonshiner waits for his martini.

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'

"Genuine shabby chic - popularly described in the 20th century as: 'knackered old tat!'"

Trilby - 'So like Little Billee'.

The need for Tweed