Retro Chic Lover Pillows

'I don't know if Kevin knows computers or not, but he looks and dresses like a nerd.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Old rocker.

Fossil record player.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

1930's Lady.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."