Boho Chic Trendsetter Pillows

Recessionista Chic.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Cool bling bro!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Cybergoths.

Which way to menswear?

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"I'm starting to look old."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Cuffwear, 2004

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'