Boho Decorator Pillows

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Shelter Cat Nap

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

The Hammer

'The roof needs icing.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'