Boho Decorator Mugs

"It's the addition for our family room."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Shelter Cat Nap

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Yard Sale

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'The roof needs icing.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"