Boho Chic Lover Mugs

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'I like a man in a suit.'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.

Bride

Does my bank account look big in this?

A shepherd with crook.

Turkey wary of Christmas

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Recessionista Chic.

"I told my parents you're a lumberjack."

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."

Horse riders

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

A moonshiner waits for his martini.

The need for Tweed

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'

Trilby - 'So like Little Billee'.

"Genuine shabby chic - popularly described in the 20th century as: 'knackered old tat!'"

Yes... this breaks up the space nicely.