Boho Backpacker Pillows

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Mr Metrosexual.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Information...

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Ikea for Hippies

'Kip paints caves.'

Absinthe Fairy.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

Hipster Yard

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

Trilby - Taffy,alias Talbot Wynne

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Trilby - 'Qu'est ce qu'il a donc, ce litrebili?'

Trilby - 'The happy life'.

'The mARTyr'

Trilby - 'Two Englanders in one day'.

Artist Bums Talk Strategy

'Oh just ignore him; he likes to think he's a conceptual artist.'