Hoard Hero Gifts

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Shoe addict.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Pumpkin Time!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Planner at work.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Picked On

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

A man working on a model airplane

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming