Hoard Hero Pillows

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Shoe addict.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Pumpkin Time!

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Planner at work.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Picked On

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

A man working on a model airplane

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.