Hitchcock Fan Prints

'Put the chips down and back away. Slowly. We don't want any heroes here.'

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

'Well, Alfred Hitchcock, any more great ideas like the bird feeder for livening up the yard?'

Angel of the North by North West.

'Do you have Vertigo?'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Dogs and Chickens

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"Meow...."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."