Hitchcock Fan Mugs

Field of unhatched eggs. Caption reads- Prequel to Alfred Hitchcocks 'The Birds'.

'Put the chips down and back away. Slowly. We don't want any heroes here.'

"Tell you the truth - I ain't feelin' all that Hitchcockian."

Low Budget Sequel: Rear Window II, A Room Without A View,

'Well, Alfred Hitchcock, any more great ideas like the bird feeder for livening up the yard?'

Angel of the North by North West.

'Do you have Vertigo?'

Alfred Hitchcock

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'Regular or decapitated?'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

Dogs and Chickens

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."