Hitchcock Aficionados Mugs

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Unemotional Support Animal

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Stormy weather

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Cheating Death.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Very Presidential."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Watchdog on Holiday

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."