Hitchcock Aficionados Gifts

Alfred Hitchcock

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Stairlift around cliff face.

Unemotional Support Animal

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Stormy weather

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

Cheating Death.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Very Presidential."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com