Hitchcock Enthusiast Gifts

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Hitchcock Film Festival. The Birds. That gives new meaning to the phrase "feeling peckish"!

You know, judge, most of the lawyers you see in here grew up idolizing Raymond Burr as TV's Perry Mason. Not me. I grew up idolizing Raymond Burr as Lars Thorwald, the cold-blooded killer in Hitchcock's "Rear Window." Just keep that in mind when you make your final ruling. ! !

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Problem Solving

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Free Range Chickens

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

Chicken out. . . and proud.

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Lei-ing Hens

A chicken coop goal.

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"