Alfred Hitchcock Fans Gifts

'They want full access to the feeders or they're going to show us their own version of Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds.''

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Knights of the bedside table.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Id/Ego/Superego.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Mister Oedipus.

Pizza at the Round Table

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Museum of Legend. 6th Century. King Arthur. I wonder which one of King Arthur's knights invented the round table? Sir Cumference.

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

The 39 Steps

The Lady of the Lake 2001

It's a movie about an English monarch who sets up drinks for his men at bedtime .. It's call "King Arthur and his rounds of the night table."

The Jung and the Restless.

Yum Yum

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

Sigmund Freud

'Soup's off.'

The Unpublished Freud

Pink Freud

Therapist giggling behind patient's back.