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"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Knights of the bedside table.

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Pizza at the Round Table

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Sigmund Freud

The Jung and the Restless.

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

Yum Yum

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

The Lady of the Lake 2001

The Unpublished Freud

Therapist giggling behind patient's back.

Psychiatrist's couch held up by Freud statue.