Alfred Hitchcock Fan T-Shirts

Paul Klee

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The knights of the round accent table"

Problem Solving

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Knights of the Round Whatever

Pizza at the Round Table

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Davy Crocat

August Comte

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Sigmund Freud

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

The Jung and the Restless.