Hancock Devotee T-Shirts

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Church Restoration Fund.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Reading in a hammock.

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

The Mammock

"Your candle has gone out."

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

Happy Birthday

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'