Hancock Devotee Gifts

Sid James and Tony Hancock.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Taking it easy

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Church Restoration Fund.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Reading in a hammock.

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Mammock

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Your candle has gone out."

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

The 39 Steps

Happy Birthday

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"