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"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Love is when you watch television together.

The Selfie

Succession 2

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Hollywood Breakup

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Hoxton map.

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'