Hitchcock Aficionado Prints

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Love is when you watch television together.

The Selfie

Reese Witherspoon

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Succession 2

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Hollywood Breakup

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Hoxton map.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."