Hitchcock Enthusiast Prints

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Problem Solving

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

Early Learning Centre

Chicken out. . . and proud.

A chicken coop goal.

Lei-ing Hens

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'