Alfred Hitchcock Fan Mugs

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

Paul Klee

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"The knights of the round accent table"

Stephen Spender.

Problem Solving

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Mister Oedipus.

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

Knights of the Round Whatever

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Pizza at the Round Table

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

August Comte

Davy Crocat

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

The Lady Of The Leek.

The Jung and the Restless.

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.