History Lesson Lovers Pillows

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Knight Golfing

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Where was the TSA?'

Moses' Tablet

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Yes, all at once!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Sundial Time

"It is we."

Trump secret police

The First Fire Stick

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'