History Lesson Lovers Mugs

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Knight Golfing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Where was the TSA?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Moses' Tablet

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Yes, all at once!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"It is we."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Trump secret police