Learning About History Pillows

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

Support the Ex-Troops

Flags

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Apples for sale

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Away with the warmonger!"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Trump secret police

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"I find that hugely offensive!"

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"