Student Of British History Pillows

Britannia Endangered by Radical Reform

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Sir Winston Churchill

King George I

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'

William Pitt the Elder

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

William Bentinck

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Horatio Nelson

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

Queen Anne

David Lloyd George

William Lamb

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work

Charles I

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

King Henry.

House of Lords Resists Reform

'Who are you calling ancient?'

Ethelred II

Mary Queen of Scots

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

'Henry, I wish you weren't so cheap and would hire a divorce lawyer.'

Second Anglo-Afghan War- Parliament Recalled

Richard III's Last Dinner.

"I can't take another memoir."

Downtrodden Abbey