British History Nerd Pillows

King Henry IV

King John

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Sir Winston Churchill

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

King George I

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

William Pitt the Elder

Surge Plans.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

USA-China, trade war.

William Bentinck

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Horatio Nelson

The Bronze Age of Television

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

King Richard I

You know things are bad in Italy when...

Zelensky at UN

'Hey! - Do these make me the Aleph-male?'