British History Geek Pillows

Edward I

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

King Henry VII

Queen Anne

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Sir Winston Churchill

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

King George I

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Macbeth: Take Two

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

William Pitt the Elder

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Not Moses

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

William Bentinck

Horatio Nelson

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

King Richard I

"How do you handle being a rock god?"

William Lamb

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

David Lloyd George

"Now I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen!"

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Charles I