British History Nerd Mugs

King Henry IV

"You've finally got the warts right but still haven't captured that cheeky twinkle in my eye..."

King John

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Sir Winston Churchill

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

King George I

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Split Decision

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Surge Plans.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Jane Austen Powers

William Pitt the Elder

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

The Thing That Won't Leave

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

USA-China, trade war.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

William Bentinck

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Horatio Nelson

The Bronze Age of Television

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

King Richard I