Historical Scene Interpreters Gifts

The Awkward Scene at the Manger

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Piracy on a boating lake

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Frederic Chopin

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Missing You.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"Caricatures $20"

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Harriet Walter

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Rocket Ark

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Knight school.

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

Medieval Page Boy