Historical Predictions Pillows

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Crap from the future.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

The End is Near.

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"I'll be right back."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

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