Reading About Predictions Pillows

'The world is coming to something.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'll be right back."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"I see you on a beach..."

A self-filling prophecy.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

2017 glass half full

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'