The Yorkshire schoolmaster at the Saracen's Head
Historical Education Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the history education critic? Find products that combine clever humor with historical insight, ideal for educators, students, or history buffs who love a good critique. Our range features amusing designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that make learning history or making a statement both fun and stylish. Whether they enjoy dissecting the past or simply appreciate witty commentary on historical topics, these gifts are sure to ignite conversation and admiration.
'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'
Toy Shops and Educated Children
Horse statue throws off rider.
"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."
"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."
Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.
"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."
'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'
'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'
"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."
Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 7)- the Eternal Problem of Youth and Pedantry
The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats
'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'
"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"
The Master Race Revealed...
Cutting Room Floor
'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'
"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"
Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.
"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."
'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'
'He has an MBA from Wharton.'
"I see you graduated Summa Cum Laude, but then didn't your whole graduating class."
'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'
I hate to do this but you know the high costs of college.
No Readmittance
Made America Coronavirus
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"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....
'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'
"Yes, you are speaking to university admissions!"
U.S.S. Deja Vu
Malmesbury Nurses
Welcome to University of Lowered Expectations...formerly: College of Hard Knocks.
Historical Education Critic Gifts Collection
Historical Education Critic Mugs
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Historical Education Critic Pillows
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Historical Education Critic Prints
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Historical Education Critic T-Shirts
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