Historical Commute Nerd Gifts

Gangway and steamboats at London Bridge.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Jane Austen Powers

Ever Given

Surge Plans.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

USA-China, trade war.

Bus for Giraffes.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

The Thing That Won't Leave

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

Well, that was a total waste of time!

The Bronze Age of Television

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

Virgil

You know things are bad in Italy when...

Zelensky at UN

Greek Vase