Historical Commute Nerd Pillows

Gangway and steamboats at London Bridge.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Ever Given

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Surge Plans.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"Do you mind?"

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

USA-China, trade war.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

Well, that was a total waste of time!

The Bronze Age of Television

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Virgil

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'

Zelensky at UN

You know things are bad in Italy when...

Greek Vase

'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- but my legs have already begun to go!'